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Let us Praise the Lard

Dearly beloved, how often do you find yourselves gathered around a table, ready to eat your daily bread, and are stricken with an overwhelming emptiness?  A feeling that something is missing, though you're not sure what that something is?  You have food, drink, friends, a little clip for your napkin, but something is just not right?  I am here to bring you the good news.  I have come to fill that emptiness in your soul.  Yes, my friends, I have come to reveal to you Butter in all its glory.  Don't be fooled by margarine or unbutterly spreads.  Let your hearts be the guide and you will see the light.  The first step to salvation starts right in your very own kitchen.  Follow this path to a happier, lardier way of life.

CLARIFIED BUTTER

 

Butter

 

Melt completely over low heat.  Remove from heat and let stand a few minutes, allowing milk solids to settle at the bottom.  Skim the butter fat from the top and strain the clear yellow liquid into a container.  Pour over lobster and fish, or for quickest results, simply insert a straw.

 

 

BLACK BUTTER

 

¼ cup clarified Butter

1 tsp. lemon juice

1 tbs. chopped capers

 

Melt and cook Butter until dark brown.  Stir in lemon juice and capers.  Good over fish, eggs, vegetables, sweetbreads and brains.  Yum.

 

BERCY BUTTER

 

3 tsp. finely chopped shallots

¾ cup dry white wine

5 tbs. Butter

3 tsp. finely chopped parsley

 

Cook shallots and wine together.  Reduce to about one-fourth the original quantity.  Let cool.  Cream Butter.  Add parsley.  Combine the two mixtures.  Season to taste.  Fine on broiled meats.

 

 

ALMOND BUTTER

 

¼ cup Butter

¼ cup almonds

1 tsp. water

 

Cream the Butter.  Blanch almonds.  Remove the skins and pound into a paste with water.  Add almond paste to the butter gradually, blending well.  Rub through a fine sieve if the spirit moves you.  Good for smearing on grilled chicken.

GARLIC BUTTER

 

4 cloves garlic

¼ cup Butter

 

Boil garlic in a little water for 5 minutes.  Drain, crush and pound well into Butter.  Serve on steak or use for garlic bread.

 

MEUNIÈRE

 

¼ cup clarified Butter

1 tbs. finely chopped parsley

1 tsp. lemon juice

 

Cook clarified butter until light brown.  Add parsley and lemon juice.  You might also wish to try browning 1/3 cup fine, dry bread crumbs in Meunière if you're in the mood for something a bit crunchier.

 

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