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The world turns, the USA invades another country to set up yet one more failed puppet government, and the Wheneverly continues to be the site on the web for access to high-fat, taste-laden cooking and good literature.

Check it out on Google and MSN live: we're No.1 in web searches for lard.

With George W in the White House there's no guarantee that nuclear holocaust isn't just around the corner. So now's the time to get down on your knees, pray to any God other than the one giving all that bad advice to Dubya, and subscribe to the Wheneverly.

Just drop us a line - we'll figure out a subscription package that's just right for you (and your financial planner).

And for all those aspiring writers out there: we're now accepting submissions from around the globe for the next edition of the W. The theme, predictably, is:

Family Matters

That ought to get things cooking!

Yours lardily,

John Benson, Editor (Southern Hemisphere), November 2006

 

 Me politically correct

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